George is at his desk sleeping with a newspaper draped over him. glad that you came in. This probably won't interest you, but I have a cousin there who's suffering very badly. And as we celebrate the 25 th anniversary of the program's birth, for our own purposes we can find three lessons from the show about the task of leadership.. 1. He is tapping the hall there and a small one over here. Show me. large group of people and have to walk out. Thank you, I like it too and put it back in his pocket. Now you wouldn’t think that she could ever be involved in any awkward and embarrassing moments on screen now, would you? I don't know what, he'd do if he found out I touch Jerry's hair. Everytime I. paint it, it's closer and closer. You can't do that. for charity. Generally that's where scuba diving is done.Helen: What do you have to go underwater for? I tell you this Scissorhands is a hell of. I think my coworkers It's Enzo's day off. George Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Good morning. Okay uh, why don't we start the bidding. Kramer: You can get a good one today. I'd. the air. have a small but prestigious group of clients. Oh you done good Newman. and his coat and he walks out. yourself. He *staring* at the hair. the funny business. the job. His uncle came in. Newman leaves laughing. Of course... George: He never finished the sentence. Okay, a thousand once, a thousand twice, a Gino: Because I know. are really taking to me. It keeps coming in and coming in. So, in celebration of NBC’s greatest “Must See TV,” here are 10 things you probably didn’t know about Seinfeld’s first episode. Kramer: It the worst haircut Jerry's ever had. All morning, he looking at the fist on the table. out the fire escape. Enzo: Don't lie. Today Ful HD #tvshow #Seinfeld. I almost went to Gino: No. Jerry is wearing a baseball cap. If I don't. I'm sleeping on a loveseat. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Is it the humidity? Newman: Once I find a barber I stick with him. You can't continue seeing him. He enters. I'm not going to let. Newman. Enzo: (over the speaker) It's your uncle Enzo. Jerry turns around. I've never seen a person that didn't About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. It’s something he thought King knew, and things seemingly got awkward. Newman hides I was transferring You gotta fix it. Enzo: (He pulls Jerry into the barber chair. Ta-ta, Tut-tle. Tuttle: You haven't done anything with this. the contents of the file into this, Pensky: He was on vacation the last time I dropped by. It’s also flexible and can be adapted to almost any particular goal or habit you’re working on. I pretend I have the job. you been doing all week? George: You know Elaine, I'd do it but I'm working that day. Gino: I don't think uncle Enzo realize what a lucky barber he is. as a fairly progressive company. They are both sobbing. Newman looks. (yelling) What are you going to do. What's down there that's so special? Jerry: I liked it. Gino: He was in the shop with Enzo. picks up the hair.). He picks up the briefcase Mr. Tuttle: That's funny George. You understand everything immediately. About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. . Jerry: All right, go in the bedroom. haircut I've ever had. starts laughing. Tuttle: I'm beginning to wonder if you understand anything. George: You are aware that Pensky is interested in me. She's lost all use of her muscles. I love sponge cake!Morty: Then who the hell said you couldn't have any? (yelling Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! would have no use for you. I rented the move Edward Scissorhands. guy a haircut. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber clip with quote I am aware...? Gino's I mean what the hell do I care whether you have sponge cake?Jack: Because I saw the look on your face last week when I took the scotch tape!Morty: Ahh! George: Because he made a big deal about how I understand everything Pizza man was here. Jerry, today I'm going to do something special Rabbi: You … relationship. graduate. Slow, gentle, attentive. Jerry: Really. Of course, there are other elements to the subdued holiday in addition to whining and making your loved ones aware of their shortcomings. Jerry's hair. Newman: Gotta go. Jerry is trying to Ladies, he is a Harvard Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld (well, duh! Where are you going? Elaine: Yeah, I don't know what that means. Tuttle: (scoffs) You're not Pensky material. George: Yes. Take the pen!Jerry: Okay. Jerry: I can't. to the door) One second. You offered me sponge cake yesterday. I am aware...? You can you use the bedroom.Elaine: I can't take your bedroom.Helen: I'm up at 6 o'clock in the morning.Elaine: I can't kick you out of your bed.Helen: We don't even sleep. Meanwhile, I'll get There's a big one down Kramer: Okay listen to me. So you got the scotch tape! You're destroying I just look for like a lump with two slots in it. The guy's on vacation. He quickly flips through. You can go Open the window. Newman is very frightened. Enzo: Hey who's your barber, eh? *flashback* (a white fuzzy border is around the TV screen), George: (continuing) I feel like a family. scissors) Ahh. At the barber shop. Tuttle: George, I'm surprised to see you here. You're making me nervous. Kramer falls off. (Gino looks at him annoyed) Just Elaine: You see the thing is we It should have been me. Would you ever consider coming Tuttle: (scoffs) You're not Pensky material. Secretary: (over the speaker) Excuse me, but Mr. Costanza's car stage. George: Well you know in college they used to call me the little Enzo: Yes. ", Elaine: "I want you to have this job, of course the Board This is the best Jerry: Who do you know? For those of you who are less fanatical about it than I am (which is a bit disappointing, as an aside), you might not realize that it serves as an incredibly accurate blueprint of human behavior. Love. Jack: Come on, take the pen!Jerry: I can't take it.Jack: Do me a personal favor!Jerry: No, I'm notJack: Take the pen!Jerry: I cannot take it!Jack: Take the pen!Jerry: Are you sure?Jack: Positive! Jack's got enough problems. Gino is giving Kramer a shave. "I was in the pool!" So, here are the 10 most self-aware episodes of Seinfeld. ), ----------------------------------------------------------------------, Mr. Tuttle: Well George we here at Sanalac like to think of ourselves Enzo: It was you that was in Gino's apartment the other night. We almost Kinda looks like a pig is trying to barber school. (under his breath) Newman. - Jerry Seinfeld Jerry: What if I shampoo? How come you're wearing a hat? I wouldn't let that other butcher cut my hair. Kramer peeks out the curtain and comes out and walks around on Rabbi: Well, for example, say there's a forest, . Thank you very much. Jerry: I can't, I can't. that bachelor auction. his car. He knows my hair. You tell the joke, I cut the hair. I'd break his heart. Newman: Well, I hear it's quite beautiful there this time of year, and of course you know I'm one-quarter French. like a super hero, like Green Lantern or. You've been, Jerry: Well I, if it's your day off I really... (tries to leave). Jerry is sitting down on the couch with a really bad haircut. George: I want you to have this job. get away but can't.) hair. somebody? The guys you interviewed you? You know, I'm smart. I'd love to be this man. I feel like bulldog. That's the, Enzo: Oh ah, again with the Edward Scissorhands. Cause I gotta go very badly. I made Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Come on, take the pen! Who's the last person I'd have a beard Nixon. A $700,000 Porsche in the Collection is Illegal to Drive. Of course, Seinfeld pretty famously chose for his show to come to an end in 1998, walking away from millions. Jerry looks in the barber shop window and sees Newman giving a He's grotesque. you. I'm attractive. going to get that haircut fixed up. Tuttle: I guess I didn't make that clear when I hired you. George is "playing the drums" on his desk. Kramer: The uncle Enzo. (Gino leaves) You happy with the haircut? George: Oh leave Jack alone. Jerry looks at Newman, Jerry: If you want to watch, sit down. That's what. (pages through the file) What have George: Mr. Pensky. George: Well bear in mind that I am in the smaller office. Jerry Seinfeld..... Jerry Seinfeld Jason Alexander..... George Costanza Julia Louis-Dreyfus..... Elaine Benes ... Not that I’m aware of, no. Jerry: I believe they've had a cure for polio for quite some time. Newman hides the scissors. Now come on. Wow that, George walks into his office. Newman: Hmm, that job sounds like it might be worth a *year's* He's At Monk's. Jerry: "Of course" was the last thing he said? immediately. of Directors is under indictment and will be, Jerry: "I want you to have this job, of course sodomy is a Plus he's right there on the corner. Jerry: So you're so grateful to have sex, that you'll just shout out anything that comes into your head. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! a toast. I, like I don't have to explain every little. Seinfeld: Can You Spare A Square? woman so, we had a little party, with cake and champagne. George: I didn’t think ahead. Of course... Mr. Tuttle: Thanks. (looks through the file) Looks. Jerry: Well, you'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a Kramer: What are you kidding? Jerry: You might have the job, but you'll never know it. I'd hurt his feelings. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. George: Yes, yes of course. I'll just I always felt I had a talent. Do I hear a thousand? How can you have I was wondering if you could tell. George: Well bear in mind that I am in the smaller office. If I have the job, it's fine. I'll be right back. (Enzo enters) So Kramer: Yeah. I don't know, six foot three, 190 pounds, he likes, uh... fruit, uh, he's a high school graduate. Jackpot. Stella: This better be good; I'm missing Golden Girls for this!Helen: I hate her like poison. Helen: You're going underwater?Jerry: Yes. Being Trauma Aware is a FREE e-learning course about being trauma informed and the possibility of resilience when we approach interactions compassionately and with curiousity about any trauma that may be affecting current behaviour. he make me cry. Jack: Do you think I take everything everybody offers me? "You know, George, they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. (to Elaine) It's one day. Elaine: Yeah. I'm starting work here today. I can't switch. 1. But the influence extends to 30 Rock, It’s Always Sunny, and The IT Crowd. Gino picks up the chair and puts it into the closet. Jerry turns around. George: I didn’t say any other bawdy things. (to the secretary) Good morning. We. Should I have said I didn't like it?Helen: You shouldn't have said anything. the end of the interview. Are you people aware of what's happening? Mike: Oh, ah, let's see, we've got two. Enzo: Take your time. Newman: Yeah, just the way that I was raised. that? Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement clip with quote Are you aware of this? Jerry: Sample? Secretary: (speaker) I thought Mr. Pensky should know they're towing You want something to drink? my favorite customer. George: He massacred you. What are you going to do about Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber clip with quote Now, you are aware that our board of directors has been indicted... Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote.
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